Words and graphics by Aspasia Celia Tsampas In this time of uncertainty, it can be hard to concentrate. As a society, we suddenly have all this dormant time on our hands yet can’t leave our houses (guilt-free at least), see our loved ones, or travel. So, what can we do? We can binge-watch Netflix, go…
The following article was featured in the March 2020 edition of The Campus. By Eric Bilach What comprises a championship Major League Baseball team? An elite pitching rotation? A lineup of sluggers that can rack up runs with a few swings of the bat? An intelligent field manager and business savvy general manager? A passionate,…
The following article is featured in the March 2020 edition of The Campus. By Nate Izzo With two states’ primary elections completed at the time of this writing, voters everywhere are starting to make their final decisions on who to choose as the Democratic nominee. Here you will find a basic rundown of the current…
The following article was featured in the March 2020 edition of The Campus. By Hebh Jamal “You were forced to wear that?” “How will I know it’s you?” “It’s unnecessary, you’re just doing this for attention.” For women who wear the niqab—a veil that covers the face, leaving only the eyes uncovered— such questions are…
The following opinion piece was featured in the March 2020 edition of The Campus. By Jada Gordon “F**k reputation. Hindsight is a gift. Stop wasting my time!” protested Hannah Gadsby in her 2018 Netflix comedy special, Nanette. In this evocative live performance, Gadsby dives into the details and inner workings of our culture’s obsession with men and…
The following article was featured in the March 2020 edition of The Campus. By Sayra Ilyas One of the hardest things to do in America is to amend the Constitution, which probably explains why in its 243-year lifetime there have only been 17 amendments. Going back in time to AP USH class, the amending of…
The following article was featured in the March 2020 edition of The Campus. By Joseph Russo The City College of New York has just been reviewed by Emsi, a labor market analytics firm that compiles data to analyze public institutions’ impact on students, taxpayers, and society as a whole. In their review of City College,…
The March 2020 edition of The Campus Magazine
**All articles in this issue are satirical and not meant to be taken seriously, for entertainment purposes only.**